Three Guys Walk Into a Bar

Dear Movies,

Michael: "...So 'ee sez to 'er, 'ee sez, 'how do you fink oi rang the doorbell?!"
Morgan: "HAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Liam: "Oh, I get it! With his boner! Hahaha! I love jokes!"

Love,
Brendan

Salt of The Middle Earth

Dear Movies,
The Hobbit movie is being delayed by SAG and other groups. I say fuck unions! Guerilla filmmaking all the way!
James

The Boys Are Back in Town

Dear Movies,
When is something good coming out to watch? The Town, when is The Town coming out? John Hamm and Blake Lively so better fuck.

James