Friends of Yours?

"Just a bunch of freaks out on the edges"

Dear Movies,
Cherry 2000? Where have you been hiding this little gem?

In the future, a man travels to the ends of the earth to find that the perfect woman is always under his nose. When successful businessman Sam Treadwell finds that his android wife, Cherry model 2000 has blown a fuse, he hires sexy renegade tracker E. Johnson to find her exact duplicate. But as their journey to replace his perfect mate leads them into the treacherous and lawless region of 'The Zone', Treadwell learns the hard way that the perfect woman is made not of computer chips and diodes, but of real flesh and blood!

They just dont make em like you anymore. Pity. Corman would be proud.

James

Air Force Fun

Dear Movies,
People Magazine says, "Bill Clinton Joins Cast of The Hangover 2". People of America say, "We love you Movies!"

James

Call You Up In The Middle Of The Night

Dear Movies,
Can you help me remember how to smile? Make it somehow all seem worthwhile. How on earth did I get so jaded? Life's mystery seems so faded. I can go where no one else can go, I know what no one else knows. Here I am just drownin' in the rain with a ticket for a runaway train

Everything is cut and dry
Day and night, earth and sky
Somehow I just don't believe it


Bought a ticket for a runaway train
Like a madman laughin' at the rain
Little out of touch, little insane
Just easier than dealing with the pain

Runaway train never comin' back
Runaway train tearin' up the track
Runaway train burnin' in my veins
Runaway but it always seems the same

James

Friends With Benefits

Dear Movies,
Youre getting warmer. I asked you to make Justin Timberlake a leading man and youre doing it. But the movie of the same name as this post is not what I had in mind. This is what I had in mind. Now come over here and lets dance the lambada.

James

They See Me Trolling...

Dear Foreign Movies,
I aint haitin'. This movie looks like the perfect kind of campy fun. And if it ends up sucking, then kudos to you for a successful troll of Americans. Either way, my hats off to you.

James

Trollolololo