Holy Cowabunga!

Dear Movies,
WHAT THE FUCK!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!? If I had seen this as an 8 year old I would've broken the laws of nature and immediately gone through puberty so I could cum in my pants. WOW!

James

Working My Way Back To You Babe

Dear Movies,
Please have someone make a Friday The 13th movie where Jason's limbs are scattered by the teens that defeat him. That way I can make a sequel to that movie where the parts come to life and start attacking people throughout the globe and the teens need to race around the Earth trying to find the pieces before they find each other and fuse back into a complete Jason. It'll be a kind of B-horror Da Vinci Code.

James

Boobies For The Win

Dear Movies,
Im just gonna leave this link here and let it speak for itself.
http://www.funimation.com/sekirei
James

Dear Movies,

This is the first convincing case I've seen to get me on board the Liam Neeson Train. I was never really impressed by him, for no good reason. But apparently he runs the world, and if you can't beat 'em, join 'em...

Love,

Brendan