They See Me Trolling...

Dear Foreign Movies,
I aint haitin'. This movie looks like the perfect kind of campy fun. And if it ends up sucking, then kudos to you for a successful troll of Americans. Either way, my hats off to you.

James

Trollolololo

I Need Some Neeson

Dear Movies,
The Next Three Days looks pretty awesome. I love Liam Neeson and Russel Crowe planning a heist. That is all.

James

update:
Wait, Liam Neeson is now in the Hangover 2? I am so down with him being in every movie. Keep it coming Movies.

I Like

Dear Movies,
I feel a crazy little thing called love for you about this decision to have Sascha Baron Cohen play Freddy Mercury. Keep up the good work,

James

Awooooo! Aw awooooo!

Dear Movies,
I cant wait to see "Howl". Jon Hamm's in it? You're too much sometimes Movies, you're too much. But is David Cross going to be in it as old Ginsberg who is telling us the tale of his youth?

Ill be pretty cross if he isn't.

James

Three Guys Walk Into a Bar

Dear Movies,

Michael: "...So 'ee sez to 'er, 'ee sez, 'how do you fink oi rang the doorbell?!"
Morgan: "HAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Liam: "Oh, I get it! With his boner! Hahaha! I love jokes!"

Love,
Brendan

Salt of The Middle Earth

Dear Movies,
The Hobbit movie is being delayed by SAG and other groups. I say fuck unions! Guerilla filmmaking all the way!
James

The Boys Are Back in Town

Dear Movies,
When is something good coming out to watch? The Town, when is The Town coming out? John Hamm and Blake Lively so better fuck.

James