Air Force Fun

Dear Movies,
People Magazine says, "Bill Clinton Joins Cast of The Hangover 2". People of America say, "We love you Movies!"

James

Call You Up In The Middle Of The Night

Dear Movies,
Can you help me remember how to smile? Make it somehow all seem worthwhile. How on earth did I get so jaded? Life's mystery seems so faded. I can go where no one else can go, I know what no one else knows. Here I am just drownin' in the rain with a ticket for a runaway train

Everything is cut and dry
Day and night, earth and sky
Somehow I just don't believe it


Bought a ticket for a runaway train
Like a madman laughin' at the rain
Little out of touch, little insane
Just easier than dealing with the pain

Runaway train never comin' back
Runaway train tearin' up the track
Runaway train burnin' in my veins
Runaway but it always seems the same

James

Friends With Benefits

Dear Movies,
Youre getting warmer. I asked you to make Justin Timberlake a leading man and youre doing it. But the movie of the same name as this post is not what I had in mind. This is what I had in mind. Now come over here and lets dance the lambada.

James

They See Me Trolling...

Dear Foreign Movies,
I aint haitin'. This movie looks like the perfect kind of campy fun. And if it ends up sucking, then kudos to you for a successful troll of Americans. Either way, my hats off to you.

James

Trollolololo

I Need Some Neeson

Dear Movies,
The Next Three Days looks pretty awesome. I love Liam Neeson and Russel Crowe planning a heist. That is all.

James

update:
Wait, Liam Neeson is now in the Hangover 2? I am so down with him being in every movie. Keep it coming Movies.

I Like

Dear Movies,
I feel a crazy little thing called love for you about this decision to have Sascha Baron Cohen play Freddy Mercury. Keep up the good work,

James

Awooooo! Aw awooooo!

Dear Movies,
I cant wait to see "Howl". Jon Hamm's in it? You're too much sometimes Movies, you're too much. But is David Cross going to be in it as old Ginsberg who is telling us the tale of his youth?

Ill be pretty cross if he isn't.

James