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Dear Movies,
Why isnt this man still playing Bond? That should be a suitcase bomb he stole away from an Iranian terrorist, not an expensive man-bag.

James

LOL Cat

Dear Movies,
hahahahahahahahaha,

James

Song-ny Lee Jones

Dear Movies,
Its Suntory Time!


Love,
James

From RoboCop to Rebel Cop

Dear Movies,
Officer Anne Lewis just got wasted by a corrupt cop after surviving two and a half movies. RoboCop is about to fuuuuuuuuuck some shit up.

James

Champion of The Universe

Dear Live Theater,
Im absolutely going to be in Chicago this Halloween for the rock opera Alien Queen. Dont stop me now!


James

Movies Id Bone

Dear Movies,
When is Cowboys and Aliens vs. Predator coming out?

James

Big Trouble In Little China

Dear Movies,

The nominees for "best movie title that describes my penis" are:

-Captain Ron

-Pi

-The Accused

-Gone In 60 Seconds

-Big

And the winner is...

Ladies and gentlemen! This is highly unexpected! In a surprise, last second, unanimous agreement, the academy has declared the winner to be....

Oprah Winfrey & Tyler Perry Present a Lee Daniels Film: Precious, based on the novel Push by Sapphire!

Love,

Brendan