Letters to Hollywood.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Hit Reset



Dear Movies,
TIL: Hudson's most famous line from Aliens of "Game over man, game over." was entirely improvised. So was the line "Warriors, come and play-ay". What are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple songs...

James

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

$ Penny



Dear Movies,
Why isnt this man still playing Bond? That should be a suitcase bomb he stole away from an Iranian terrorist, not an expensive man-bag.

James

Friday, September 30, 2011

LOL Cat



Dear Movies,
hahahahahahahahaha,

James

Friday, September 9, 2011

Song-ny Lee Jones



Dear Movies,
Its Suntory Time!


Love,
James

Sunday, August 28, 2011

From RoboCop to Rebel Cop



Dear Movies,
Officer Anne Lewis just got wasted by a corrupt cop after surviving two and a half movies. RoboCop is about to fuuuuuuuuuck some shit up.

James

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Champion of The Universe



Dear Live Theater,
Im absolutely going to be in Chicago this Halloween for the rock opera Alien Queen. Dont stop me now!


James

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Movies Id Bone



Dear Movies,
When is Cowboys and Aliens vs. Predator coming out?

James