Thanks, Hollywood

Dear Hollywood,

I'm probably on some kind of watch list now. And not the good kind, like Netflix.

Thanks a lot, jerk.
Brendan Walsh

Gilbert Oh-My-Gottfried

Dear Movies,

When did trailers stop having the song "Bad to the Bone" in them? Let's get back to that.

Luv ya!,

Kenny Pickett

You Cant Give Me A Job, Keanu?

Dear Movies,
Help me find more work so that you and I can hang out more on dates, not just sitting around the apartment all the time.

James

Where's Charlie?

Dear Movies,
One new Charlie Kaufman movie please.

Eternally waiting,
James

Get Off My Plane!

Dear Movies,

Can we have more action star presidents, please? How about this: Jason Statham stars as the 49th U.S. President, "Harrison Ford." President Ford is the only President who can prevent a vicious biological attack from devastating his kingdom. But he's going to need his gun.

Please tell Mr. Statham he will need a beard like that of Abraham Lincoln.

See you next summer!
Brendan Walsh

69 Rock

Dear Movies,

Please pass the following message along to 30 Rock. I know, it's television, but you guys have to be close these days, right? What with Gary Sinise being on one of the Law & Orders?

Thanks,
Brendan
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To 30 Rock:

Please go back to being a TV show about making a TV show. There are enough shows on television about women and their biological clocks.

Yours,
Brendan

Hertz So Good

Dear Movies,
Drinking in the afternoon and watching Bad Lt. Port of New Orleans. That is all.

JB