Movies Id Bone

Dear Movies,
When is Cowboys and Aliens vs. Predator coming out?

James

Big Trouble In Little China

Dear Movies,

The nominees for "best movie title that describes my penis" are:

-Captain Ron

-Pi

-The Accused

-Gone In 60 Seconds

-Big

And the winner is...

Ladies and gentlemen! This is highly unexpected! In a surprise, last second, unanimous agreement, the academy has declared the winner to be....

Oprah Winfrey & Tyler Perry Present a Lee Daniels Film: Precious, based on the novel Push by Sapphire!

Love,

Brendan

Green With Envy

Dear Movies,
I am SO jealous of whomever cut this first teaser trailer for the upcoming Muppet Movie, cause it means theyve gotten to watch all that footage already and piece it together. Damn their eyes,

James

The Worlds Largest 5 year old

Dear Movies,

Did I really go to film school so I could do arts & crafts all day? Seriously, no one's even going to look at these presentation boards!

Love,

Brendan

I CAN'T STAND THESE FEELINGS!

January 27th, 2011

Dear Movies,

ENOUGH WITH THE FEELINGS! I CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORE! I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO LOS ANGELES WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE EMOTIONS!

Love,

Brendan Walsh

Buddy Jesus

Dear Movies,
Why is everyone protesting the new Kevin Smith movie? Is it because he's finally making some camera movements? I for one think Red State looks great. Go Kevin, go Kevin, its your birthday, go Kevin!

James

Hollywood Brendan Walsh

Dear Movies,
Brendan is in Park City, Utah covering Sundance right this very minute, and for many other minutes to come. Show him the best time, will ya?

Thanks,
James