Cabin By The Lake

Dear Movies,
Cabin In The Woods? More like Metta World Peace.

James

Pee Ew

Dear Movies,
This one looks like shit. Luckily the trailer told me not to go see it. Thanks for the heads up!

James

Y So Serious?

Dear Movies,
Use this equation to maximize box office success. Youre welcome,

James

Down And Out In Beverly's Hills

Dear Movies,
I cant wait to be inside you this week.

James

Jeff Goldbrarfarmahha

Dear Movies,
You always know what words to say to make me happy.

James

Movie Bien

Dear Movies,
Im feeling good today. Ok, that's all, see ya!

James

RIP Jackie Treehorn

Dear James,
People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.

Sincerely, Movies



Dear Movies,
On you maybe.

James