Battleship: The Movie: The Game

Dear Movies,
Yo dawg, I heard you like board game movies.  So we made a board game of a movie of a board game.

James

I Dream Of Queen Frostine

Dear Movies,
If you're gonna start making movies out of boardgames like Battleship, then might I suggest getting the Wachowski brothers and their graphics people from Speed Racer to make a live action acid trip Candyland film?  Wikipedia calls Candyland a "simple racing board game".  See?  Perfect.  Done and done,

James

Dude. Sweet.

Dear Movies,
Dude, where's my sequel?

James

Cabin By The Lake

Dear Movies,
Cabin In The Woods? More like Metta World Peace.

James

Pee Ew

Dear Movies,
This one looks like shit. Luckily the trailer told me not to go see it. Thanks for the heads up!

James

Y So Serious?

Dear Movies,
Use this equation to maximize box office success. Youre welcome,

James

Down And Out In Beverly's Hills

Dear Movies,
I cant wait to be inside you this week.

James