Summer Lackluster

Dear Movies,
Not a lot happening between the release of Prometheus and Dark Night Rises huh?

James

So Alone, SO ALONE!

Dear Movies,
My darling love, I have always...OH NO! Promotheus.

James

I Like To Move It, Move It

Dear Moving,
More with the cute girls starting to live on my block.  Oh shit, wait, wrong blog.  Shit, ummm...Dear Movies, more movies about cute girls moving to my block?

James

Battleship: The Movie: The Game

Dear Movies,
Yo dawg, I heard you like board game movies.  So we made a board game of a movie of a board game.

James

I Dream Of Queen Frostine

Dear Movies,
If you're gonna start making movies out of boardgames like Battleship, then might I suggest getting the Wachowski brothers and their graphics people from Speed Racer to make a live action acid trip Candyland film?  Wikipedia calls Candyland a "simple racing board game".  See?  Perfect.  Done and done,

James

Dude. Sweet.

Dear Movies,
Dude, where's my sequel?

James

Cabin By The Lake

Dear Movies,
Cabin In The Woods? More like Metta World Peace.

James