A Very Special Episode of Dear Movies...

Dear Television,

More crossover episodes, please. Actually, scratch that...could you please just start crossing over entire series? Here are a few ideas...

-Two and a Half Mad Men, a Gossip Girl & a Pizza Place
-NYPD Shield
-Boston Legal (A mashup of Boston Public & Boston Legal)
-It's Always Sunny in Jericho
-Who wants to be The Simpsons?
-Saved by the Bell: Deep Space 9
-Monk's Anatomy
-The Mod-ern Family Squad
-Battlestar GaLOSTica
-House M.D. of Payne

There you go, Television. You can just have those. I don't need 'em.

Brendan

Hubba Hubba

Dear Movies,
Thanks for listening and re-releasing Hubble 3D. Im beyond excited to go to the theater right now. Youre the best,

James

Christmas Come Early

Dear Movies,
I really want to go to see you tonight so release Tron: Legacy now. Thanks.

James

Look out The Avengers & Valentines Day...

Dear Movies,

Get ready for the ensemble romantic comedy of a lifetime: THE INTERNET!

Google - George Clooney
Yahoo - Mickey Rourke
Wikipedida - Ian Mckellan
AOL - Jerry Stiller
AIM - Ben Stiller
TMZ - Ashton Kutcher
Twitter - Miley Cyrus
Amazon - Julia Roberts
Aint It Cool - Jonah Hill

Featuring special cameos from Criss Angel as a Proxy Site, Will Ferrell as Funny or Die, and an entire army of CGI Lolcats.

We're gonna be zillionaires.

Yours,
Brendan