The Reason For The Season

Dear Movie Writers,
Merry Christmas to you too.

Love,
James

Game On

Dear Movies,
Premiere Day! Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

James

Its Time to Play The Music...

Dear Movies,
Fuck yeah!

James

OMG

Dear Movies,
Gawd is smiling upon you for this little gem. Cant wait.

James

Put On A Happy Face

Dear Movies,
More actors acting please. I feel like Vincent Cassel right now and am just in love with the world.

James

The Phantom Menace

Dear Movies,
God damnit George, just stop it already!

In one of the more bizarre rumors in a while, George Lucas-collaborator Mel Smith (director of Radioland Murders) claims that Lucas is buying the film rights to dead movie stars in hopes of casting them in a movie with the help of digital effects.

I am only ok with this if it means you bring back the 30 year old you that you secretly killed in the 80s and have him star in a skateboarding movie. Look at how damn cool you used to be

sigh.


James

FFWD

Dear Movies,
All Im doing is working the next two weeks. I have almost no free time. So lets fast forward through my life and get to dec. 17th already! Itll be my first day off after 5 straight days of work and theres nothing more Im gonna wanna do than see Tron. Press the button! Press the button! Pleeeeeease...

James