Letters to Hollywood.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

The Phantom Menace


Dear Movies,
God damnit George, just stop it already!
In one of the more bizarre rumors in a while, George Lucas-collaborator Mel Smith (director of Radioland Murders) claims that Lucas is buying the film rights to dead movie stars in hopes of casting them in a movie with the help of digital effects.

I am only ok with this if it means you bring back the 30 year old you that you secretly killed in the 80s and have him star in a skateboarding movie. Look at how damn cool you used to be

sigh.


James

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