Letters to Hollywood.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Big Trouble In Little China




Dear Movies,

The nominees for "best movie title that describes my penis" are:

-Captain Ron
-Pi
-The Accused
-Gone In 60 Seconds
-Big

And the winner is...

Ladies and gentlemen! This is highly unexpected! In a surprise, last second, unanimous agreement, the academy has declared the winner to be....

Oprah Winfrey & Tyler Perry Present a Lee Daniels Film: Precious, based on the novel Push by Sapphire!

Love,

Brendan

1 comment:

  1. I've often said that "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" is a documentary about mine.

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