The nominees for "best movie title that describes my penis" are:
-Captain Ron
-Pi
-The Accused
-Gone In 60 Seconds
-Big
And the winner is...
Ladies and gentlemen! This is highly unexpected! In a surprise, last second, unanimous agreement, the academy has declared the winner to be....
Oprah Winfrey & Tyler Perry Present a Lee Daniels Film: Precious, based on the novel Push by Sapphire!
Love,
Love,
Brendan
I've often said that "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" is a documentary about mine.
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