Letters to Hollywood.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Dont Let Breast Cancer Steal Second Base




Dear Movies,
Where all the titties go? Remember when girls got topless in movies a lot? When the worst sex scene in history [watchmen] is the only time i can remember seeing some boobs in a movie in the last decade, something is horribly wrong. Instead we've gotten a lot of dicks in movies lately. Which actually I dont mind. Penis' are funny. Fact. But why did cocks coming [yup] out in movies replace the beautiful curves of the female form? Why cant we have both. As Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Ph.D. once said so eloquently; "Everybody get naked!"

Love,
James

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