Letters to Hollywood.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Get Off My Plane!


Dear Movies,

Can we have more action star presidents, please? How about this: Jason Statham stars as the 49th U.S. President, "Harrison Ford." President Ford is the only President who can prevent a vicious biological attack from devastating his kingdom. But he's going to need his gun.

Please tell Mr. Statham he will need a beard like that of Abraham Lincoln.

See you next summer!
Brendan Walsh

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